Blades Manager Told ‘We’re Hecking Bottom’ after Questioning Axe
A furious row broke out Saturday evening between Sheffield United owner Prince Abdullah and soon-to-be-ex-manager Paul Heckingbottom. Following Saturday’s five-nil humbling at the hands of fellow relegation battlers, Burnley, Blades owner Prince Abdullah informed manager Paul Heckingbottom that he’s likely to be sacked as soon as they find a suitable replacement. Heckingbottom, apoplectic with the decision, directed a furious tirade at Prince Abdullah and the … Continue reading Blades Manager Told ‘We’re Hecking Bottom’ after Questioning Axe
Premier League Award Everton’s Deducted 10 Points To Liverpool
The Premier League announced today that it will be awarding Everton’s 10 deducted points to Liverpool. Continue reading Premier League Award Everton’s Deducted 10 Points To Liverpool
Southgate’s World Cup Plans in Ruins as Fifth-Choice Right-Back Quits
England manager Gareth Southgate was reportedly left blindsided by Tariq Lamptey’s decision to switch nationality after the Brighton right-back announced his decision to represent Ghana. According to sources inside the England camp, Lamptey was viewed as an essential component within Southgate’s pioneering new eight right-back system which is set to debut at this year’s Qatar World Cup. Alongside Kyle Walker, Reece James, Trent Alexander-Arnold, Aaron … Continue reading Southgate’s World Cup Plans in Ruins as Fifth-Choice Right-Back Quits
Brighton vs Chelsea to Go Ahead Despite Bubonic Plague Outbreak
Chelsea’s clash with Brighton and Hove Albion WILL go ahead despite a devastating outbreak of the bubonic plague. The rare but highly-infectious disease has left 16 players, as well as six members of Chelsea’s coaching staff, hospitalised, with at least four expected to die. Chelsea filed a request over the weekend asking for Tuesday night’s tie to be postponed. However, Premier League bosses rejected their … Continue reading Brighton vs Chelsea to Go Ahead Despite Bubonic Plague Outbreak
The Manchester United Black Friday Sale is now on!
Get on down to Old Trafford and grab yourself a bargain! Continue reading The Manchester United Black Friday Sale is now on!
LMA Issue Statement on Behalf of All Managers, Collectively Rejecting the Spurs Job
The LMA has issued a joint statement on behalf of all of its members, turning down the vacant managerial position at Tottenham Hotspur. Following a succession of failed talks with the likes of Julian Nagelsmann, Brendan Rodgers, Hans-Dieter Flick, Erik ten Hag, Mauricio Pochettino, Antonio Conte, Paulo Fonseca, Gennaro Gattuso, Ted Lasso, Mike Bassett, and Alan Partridge, the trade union, which represents Premier League, EFL … Continue reading LMA Issue Statement on Behalf of All Managers, Collectively Rejecting the Spurs Job
Saudi Arabia Step in as Euro 2021 Host
Shockwaves have been sent through the footballing world today after UEFA announced that the 2021 European Championship will now be played in Saudi Arabia, following a successful meeting with the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Despite strong opposition from the FA, the decision is said to be final and Saudi Arabia are expected to begin preparations as early as next week. UEFA bosses have … Continue reading Saudi Arabia Step in as Euro 2021 Host
LEAKED: European Super League Teams Set to Adopt New Franchise Names and Crests
As the footballing world deals with the fallout from Sunday night’s European Super League’s announcement, more news has leaked about the proposed league that will undoubtedly shock the footballing world. According to leaked documents, all twelve participating clubs are set for a controversial rebrand, with each being given a new ‘franchise’ name. Super League lawyers believe that the move could help their teams avoid future … Continue reading LEAKED: European Super League Teams Set to Adopt New Franchise Names and Crests
Go Go Glasgow Rangers
Congratulations to Rangers. 20/21 SPFL Champions Continue reading Go Go Glasgow Rangers
Kits Inspired by Your Favourite TV Shows (Part 1)
From The Simpsons to South Park, The Total FootBull team have designed a series of football kits inspired by your favourite television shows. Drop us a comment below and let us know your favourite… Look out for part two next week, where we’ll be taking on The Office, Friends, and a few more of your on-screen favourites. Continue reading Kits Inspired by Your Favourite TV Shows (Part 1)
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