Henderson to be Stoned After Forcing Saudi Exit

After forcing a move away from Saudi Arabian club Al-Ettifaq, former Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson is now expected to be stoned. Saudi officials have said they feel no ill towards Henderson, who will now head to the stoner capital of Europe, Amsterdam, to sign with Ajax – trading a sky-high salary for getting sky-high. Henderson will enter into a struggling Ajax team who’ve seemingly been … Continue reading Henderson to be Stoned After Forcing Saudi Exit

Southgate’s World Cup Plans in Ruins as Fifth-Choice Right-Back Quits

England manager Gareth Southgate was reportedly left blindsided by Tariq Lamptey’s decision to switch nationality after the Brighton right-back announced his decision to represent Ghana. According to sources inside the England camp, Lamptey was viewed as an essential component within Southgate’s pioneering new eight right-back system which is set to debut at this year’s Qatar World Cup. Alongside Kyle Walker, Reece James, Trent Alexander-Arnold, Aaron … Continue reading Southgate’s World Cup Plans in Ruins as Fifth-Choice Right-Back Quits

Saudi Arabia Step in as Euro 2021 Host

Shockwaves have been sent through the footballing world today after UEFA announced that the 2021 European Championship will now be played in Saudi Arabia, following a successful meeting with the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Despite strong opposition from the FA, the decision is said to be final and Saudi Arabia are expected to begin preparations as early as next week. UEFA bosses have … Continue reading Saudi Arabia Step in as Euro 2021 Host

Harvey Barnes set to Replace Denzel Washington in The Equalizer 3

Leicester City star Harvey Barnes has been lined up to replace Academy Award winner Denzel Washington in the third instalment of The Equalizer film franchise. Rumours of Barnes’ involvement began to swirl last month after his name appeared in a leaked excerpt from the film’s screenplay. Barnes already knows plenty about getting even, but rather than rescuing points for The Foxes, it seems he’ll now … Continue reading Harvey Barnes set to Replace Denzel Washington in The Equalizer 3

‘Stop Hugging Your Wives’, Demands Premier League Boss

Footballers must ‘change their behaviours’ to adjust to coronavirus rules both on and off the pitch, the Premier League boss has said, meaning no more hugs – whether that be with teammates, spouses or even their own children. ‘Players need to realise that they’re role models, and while they may not be killing each other, a small child could copy a celebration, pass on the … Continue reading ‘Stop Hugging Your Wives’, Demands Premier League Boss