Hooligans Consider Headbutt Ban Amidst Dementia Concerns

The UK’s leading hooligan firms are discussing outlawing headbutts during fights, as evidence emerges it could contribute to Alzheimer’s. ‘It’s tough,’ said ‘Big Dave’ Fensom, The Chelsea Headhunters Head Headbutting Coach. ‘Thing is right, I’ve spent years training our mob to land the perfect nut. But, we’ve seen a few of the old boys start losing it a bit, and the doctors reckon butting heads … Continue reading Hooligans Consider Headbutt Ban Amidst Dementia Concerns

Chelsea Still Keen on a Deal for Rice, Negotiations Underway

According to multiple reports, Chelsea are still keen on a deal for rice this January. The club’s hierarchy are pushing hard to secure an agreement between the two parties, and hope to have a deal over the line before the end of the month. However, negotiations have so far reached a stumbling block with Uncle Ben’s refusing to budge on their £3 per kilo asking … Continue reading Chelsea Still Keen on a Deal for Rice, Negotiations Underway