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Donald Trump Claims FA Cup Draw was Rigged

Following another easy draw for FA Cup frontrunners Manchester City, Donald Trump posted a message on the official @POTUS Bebo account claiming that the FA draw was ‘rigged.’ After City secured a plum draw against League 2 side Cheltenham Town, their two closest rivals, Liverpool and Manchester United, were then drawn against each other – raising eyebrows among members of the online football community. Trump … Continue reading Donald Trump Claims FA Cup Draw was Rigged

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Benjamin Mendy Suspended Following Mass Orgy at Manchester City Training Ground

It was a day like any other for Kevin De Bruyne. He woke up, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, and then made his way to the Manchester City training facility situated at the club’s Eithad Campus. However, upon arrival, Kevin was presented with something out of the ordinary. His designated parking spot was occupied – filled by an unfamiliar red Vauxhall Corsa. Now, this … Continue reading Benjamin Mendy Suspended Following Mass Orgy at Manchester City Training Ground

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Chelsea Still Keen on a Deal for Rice, Negotiations Underway

According to multiple reports, Chelsea are still keen on a deal for rice this January. The club’s hierarchy are pushing hard to secure an agreement between the two parties, and hope to have a deal over the line before the end of the month. However, negotiations have so far reached a stumbling block with Uncle Ben’s refusing to budge on their £3 per kilo asking … Continue reading Chelsea Still Keen on a Deal for Rice, Negotiations Underway

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Sheffield United Fixtures Postponed After Government Suspends Amateur Sport

Sheffield United’s upcoming fixtures have been postponed indefinitely following the suspension of amateur sport in the UK. As of midnight, amateur clubs across the country will be banned from taking part in organised sport. The rest of the Premier League will remain unaffected by the new measures, with the government allowing elite competition to continue. However, despite their top flight status, Sheffield United do not … Continue reading Sheffield United Fixtures Postponed After Government Suspends Amateur Sport

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Reguilón Injured After Strong Condemnation From Tottenham Bosses

Spanish full-back Sergio Reguilón could be set for an extended spell on the sidelines following an incident at Tottenham’s Enfield Training Centre. According to eyewitnesses, having been strongly condemned by Jose Mourinho and Spurs owner, Dan Levy, Reguilón went down clutching his left knee in agony and was stretchered off by club doctors. The club issued the condemnation after the Spaniard was pictured celebrating Christmas … Continue reading Reguilón Injured After Strong Condemnation From Tottenham Bosses

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Kroenke Flies in Rams Quarterback to Show Bellerin How to Throw a Ball

Following a succession of foul throws by Hector Bellerin in recent weeks, Stan Kroenke has taken matters into his own hands – turning to his NFL team for assistance. The much-criticised Arsenal owner has flown in Jared Goff, quarterback for the LA Rams, to teach Bellerin how to throw a ball. The Spaniard has managed 5 foul throws already this season, a league high, and … Continue reading Kroenke Flies in Rams Quarterback to Show Bellerin How to Throw a Ball

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Ronaldo Will Rejoin Manchester United on One Condition

Following Tuesday night’s embarrassing Champions League exit against Leipzig, we have some news that might boost United fans’ moods. According to reports in Italy, Cristiano Ronaldo has opened the door to a stunning Old Trafford return. However, before he trades the black and white of the Old Lady for the zebra-like black and white of United, the striker has put forward one important condition – … Continue reading Ronaldo Will Rejoin Manchester United on One Condition

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Chelsea Fans Urged to Wear Kepa Arrizabalaga Face Masks

Ahead of tonight’s Champion League match against Krasnodar, Chelsea will be distributing Kepa Arrizabalaga face masks to their 2000 visiting fans. With face coverings being made mandatory inside the stadium, a club spokesperson urged fans to wear their Kepa-themed masks: ‘While the club has put in place various health and safety protocols to tackle the spread of the coronavirus, a Kepa face mask will ensure … Continue reading Chelsea Fans Urged to Wear Kepa Arrizabalaga Face Masks

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Diego Maradona (1960-2020)

Argentinian legend Diego Maradona, one of the greatest players to ever play the game of football, has died at the age of 60. The former Argentina attacking midfielder and manager suffered a heart attack at his Buenos Aires home. He had successful surgery on a brain blood clot earlier in November and was to be treated for alcohol dependency. Maradona captained Argentina to the 1986 … Continue reading Diego Maradona (1960-2020)

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Klopperation: Making Liverpool’s Injury Crisis Fun for All the Family

New from Hasbro. The game that puts you in shoes of Liverpool’s Jurgen Klopp, as he attempts to fix his decimated squad and rescue Liverpool’s turbulent title challenge. Mend Virgil’s mangled knee, fix Joe’s torn tendons, supply Salah with the Covid-19 vaccine – but be careful, each time you set off the dreaded buzzer, not only will you drop 3 points, you might even be … Continue reading Klopperation: Making Liverpool’s Injury Crisis Fun for All the Family

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